Sunday, 26 May 2013

CUBA-CUBA

Aku rasa entri sahabatt aku ni best... sebab... aku rasa sesuai untuk orang-orang yang mengalami kebosanan yang teramat sangat.... Hoho... Jadi... aku cari soalan-soalan tu dekat ---> www.bored.com

Tapi sebelum tu korang melawatlah dulu ---> SINI and SINI

Baiklah aku start main natang nih... hohoho...

  • Fav YouTube celeb?
 Aku paling menyampah kalau orang taip celebrity jadi celeb... Sebab aku selalu sebut "Salib". Pfft~ Lainkali eja kasi penuh...
  • Would you want a whole army cloned to look like you?
=.=' apa faedah aku dapat? Aku kena kongsi duit aku ke nanti dgn diorang? Duit aku dalam bank pon ciput. Nanti IC aku macam mana pulak? Perlu ke kongsi IC?
  • How many times do you look in the mirror a day?
Nanti aku tanya cermin tu berapa kali... Haha...
  • Would you rather be really fat or really skinny?
Aku lebih rela jadi sihat sejahtera... Pemakanan seimbang... Daripada terlalu keding sebab nak cantik~ haha... buat apa cantik kalau menganaiya diri sendiri... Gemuk? Err.. hmm.. Haih...
  • Would you date a nerd?
Date? Kalau dia suami aku ye aku date...
  • What do you want to name your children?
Kalau anak lelaki aku nak letak nama Fadhil pada hujung nama... Kalau perempuan pulak.. aku belum dapat fikir sebab terlalu bnyak pilihan... Hoho...
  • Your house is on fire, 2 things you save (non-living)....
Semestinya novel aku dengan fail aku yang ada sijil-sijil, and dokumen2 penting.
  • If you had to do an extreme sport for a living, what sport would you do?
 Rempit? Boleh? Haha...
  •  Why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of they skating rings?
 Tak tahu lah...
  • Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage?
Tu namanya nak menunjuk-nunjuk "Aku orang kaya baru a.k.a OKB.
  • Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?
 Sebab tu memang nama dia...
  • Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?
 Rhetorical? Amende tu? Mentang-mentanglah english aku tak hebat... kau guna prkataan canggih... =.=
  • If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"
Bergantung kepada apa yang lembu tu nak kata..Err.. lembu bercakap eh?
  • Why is it called lipstick when it always comes off?
Grr.. soalan lain.. malas nak jawab... haha...
  • If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Siapa Wile Coyote? Adik-beradik koyok kah? Haha... Okey ... Rupanya Wile Coyote tu =.='' watak kartun lah~ Haih...
  • Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Senang soalan ni... untuk memperbanyakkan pemasangan AES di Malaysia.. supaya boleh mengaut keuntungan... haha...
  • Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
 Sebab hormon Tarzan menyerupai hormon perempuan...
  • Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
Trix?
  • Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
 Aku guna Windows 8... takde pon start... Aku tekan setting je...
  • If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
 Soalan ni memang sengaja nak bagi aku nampak bodoh ke apa?
  • Can blind people see their dreams?
Ye mereka boleh... 
  • Where does the white go when the snow melts?
Snow White amik untuk putihkan muka dia...
  • What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
 Google sendiri. Malas nak fikir...
  • Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?
 Aku tak penah cuba tidur dalam sleeping bag.. so aku tatau..
  • Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Dua2 tak...sepatutnya... black stripes with white stripes...
  • Did they have antiques in the olden days?
 Mestilah ada... Adoi
  • If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?
Hmm... berdasarkan cerita Oggy & The Cockroaches.... memang ada bende alah tu di China... Oggy masuk dalam tu.. dan terus sampai dekat rumah dia... Tak silap aku memang keluar dgn kaki dulu...
  • How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
Huh?
  • What do you call male ballerinas?
Erk =.= tak tahu lah...
  • Why is the blackboard green?
Stok warna hitam habis... jadi dia guna stok warna hijau... Tapi panggilan masih sama... Blackboard.
  • On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?
 Kau tanya lah cikgu kimia kau...
  • Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
 Goofy baka lain...
  • If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
Semestinya rasa darah dan rasa lidah~
  • If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
Kah kah kah...
  • Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
Betul jugak kata kau~ 
  • Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down?
Apa yang kau tak puas hati ni?
  • Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
Kasi soalan matang sikit ye...
  • Why do birds have white poop?
Dia tertelan ubat gigi Colgate...
  • Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Eh ye ke? Ada je... Kau tak tengok tv ke? 
  • Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
Tolong jangan nak menafikan...
  • Why are boxing rings square?
Tu je bentuk yang mampu nak dibuat...
  • Does a postman deliver his own mail?
Hmm... pernah jugak aku terfikir soalan ni... Jawapan aku... aku tak pasti...
  • If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Ye.
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Dah semua org "rush"... Tu jadik org panggil "rush hour"
  • Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
Itu satu penipuan...
  • Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Rain dalam bentuk cecair... Snow dalam bentuk pepejal.. Harap maklum....
  • Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?
Tu kawan dengan setan tu...
  • If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Ye lah kut...
  • Do vampires get AIDS?
Ea? Cuba tnya Edward... mungkin dia tahu...
  • Why are SOFTballs hard?
 Jawab soalan aku... Kenapa soft copy tak ada berat?
  • If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
 Nama kau Milli Vanilli eh?
  • What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E
Aku pun selalu tertanya-tanya sebelum nih... 
  • Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
Bukan soalan ni dah ke? Kau nyanyuk eh?
  • Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Hei... Dina tu siapa pulak?
  • Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Eleh.. Nak kayakan kroni lah tu...
  • Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
=.='' weh weh.. soalan ni tak kelakar.. tapi sensitif...
  • Do cows have calf muscles?
Jap.. aku kasi nom phon lembu2 tu... Kau tnye sendiri... 0123456789
  • If you died with braces on would they take them off?
Kenapa mesti begitu?
  • Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
Lu gila ka apa?
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
 Hish... stress pulak aku jawab soalan2 "budus" kau nih...
  • Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Aku nak tanya... Kau memang minat ye dgn kartun Disney???

Jadi itulah yang terjadi bila kita jawab soalan2 budus dari internet


2 comments:

Nur Syahirah said...

hahahahahhahahahaha....
air mata keluar T_T

yg pasti bkn sebab sedih tapi sebab klkr :3

jawapan kau bg memang kebaboom la... ske!!!

mmg hilang tension >_<

larkspurpetak said...

Hahha... apa kata kau cuba... haha.. aku ada kasi link... kau cubalah jawab soalan tu... hehehehe...

Kawan2ku ^.~